A duck went into a bar

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, for Christ's sake. Ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"