Quito - Day 1

We arrived in Quito after a very straight forward 3 plane journey which took us via Madrid and Guayquail. ┬áThe agent from GAP Adventures was there to meet us at the airport and the hotel was only a 20 minute journey from there. We're up on the 9th floor with…

A duck went into a bar

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."Duck…