Quito - Days 2, 3 and 4

We've been in Quito for four days, and we've barely stopped! After our 18 hour sleeping marathon, we woke and went on a crazy bus ride to Mitad del Mundo.  I use the word 'crazy', because they don't seem to have the same standards of safety as in the UK.…

Quito - Day 1

We arrived in Quito after a very straight forward 3 plane journey which took us via Madrid and Guayquail.  The agent from GAP Adventures was there to meet us at the airport and the hotel was only a 20 minute journey from there. We're up on the 9th floor with…

A duck went into a bar

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."Duck…